Two Mad Men Arriving in Memphis
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The City of Memphis Police are on high alert for two dangerous and armed mad men arriving to Memphis sometime on Friday. The City also has the National Guard on alert in case things get out of hand when the men are found acting like hoodlums in the streets. As well, the Police have warnings out to ALL women (regardless of shape, size, age or birthmarks), some odd men and some rare animals to be cautious of their surroundings. One of the men is pasty white and likes to show his odd shaped belly and chest to neighbors before they can even enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning, there is just no reason for this type of behavior. The other man has an electric ride for the sole purpose of picking up hot chicks. The photo below is pure evidence of what the man in the chair will do to sway innocent beautiful women. Be AWARE!!!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.