Swat team investigates rick ross house

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On Sunday morning May 23rd a swat team went into the home of Rick ross the 2 time Grammy award winning artist and found some items in his home he will be charged for.The police first found the artist in his bedroom on top of a 26 year old woman.There was bottles of wine around the bed room and a sharpie mark note on her forehead that says "she ain't even know it"when we asked the artist he shrugged and said she was a fan and it was her favorite song" we then went into investigation and found the lyrics of the song are " I got this whole cargo of coke to put it in her drink,she ain't even know it,I'm bout to put my largo in her tank,and she ain't even know it"In the upstairs bedroom closet we found a measurment of many artist dick sizes including drake,meek mill,and even nicki manaj.the swat team also found bottles of champagne on top of the boxes of cocaine and lil Wayne's old voice in a box that has a dildo on top of it.With further investigation we found sex enhanment pills and sterroids inside the pink dildo that has drake's initials on them.The swat team asked rick ross for some final statements about their findings and he said "Ay atleast I didn't pull a EDP cause I just gave her a cupcake not coke huuh but yall won't even know it"and as he closes the door everytime he opens or closes a door he says ad libs like "BOSS" or "UHG". But we caught that BOI IN 4K

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