BREAKING: Chistmas Cancelled Due To Coronavirus Concerns

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NORTH POLE -- Santa's representatives have confirmed that Christmas has been cancelled this year as a result of the Coronavirus scare. St. Nick is encouraging everyone to practice social distancing this holiday season. He wishes to thank those who have expressed concern for his well-being and assures everyone that his workshop is stockpiled with Charmin and Purell.

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