Millions of Newton County residents fall ill to the coronavirus
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The CDP announced yesterday that approximately 1.2 million Newton County residents have tested positive for the coronavirus after whistle blower Jr Yoder went public Tuesday afternoon. It was brought to his attention, by a disgruntled citizen, that Newton County officials refused to provide N95 masks, hand sanitizer and erect emergency hospitals to combat this epidemic. When questioned regarding the taxes paid, commissioner Kyle Conrad, refused comment as he drove away in his Bugatti Veyron. Health officials have quarantined the country limiting traffic to only Fair Oaks, CFO and any tax exempt groups. Citizens are expected to follow directions of the elected officials until the epidemic has been contained.
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