GVMS Library Assistant Suspected Of Licking Books
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GVMS Library assistant, Mrs. Beth Smith suspected of licking books in the middle school library. Students have reported damp pages. Like the 2019 ice-cream licker from Walmart, Smith is suspected of taking video of her alleged crimes.
"I think it's utterly inappropriate," stated Mrs. Erin Cleary, the school librarian.
Dr. Marc Bertrando, the Garnet Valley superintendent, has declined comment other than to say that security cameras may soon be installed in the school's library.
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