Area Dental Hygienist Formally Charged

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Area Dental Hygienist Formally Charged

Arlington Heights, IL A woman is currently out on bond from the Lake County jail after states attorneys say she had repeatedly sexually assaulted male patients while under sedation at the dental office that employs her. These allegations rocked the Vernon Hills community leaving some community members in a state of pure shock and awe. As the case continues, seemingly more and more victims have come out to shed light on the horrors. One victim and whistleblower to the operation Zach Olson had this to say; “it’s a tragedy really just given that I’ve been coming to this office for most of my life, when I awoke to the horrors that were taking place on myself though I knew I could not be silent, justice must be served”. Other victims who have spoken out include but are not limited to 3 of the Keebler Elves, the Pillsbury dough boy, as well as former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich.

Editors Note: This is a developing story.

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