Waynesboro man sought in connection to distribution of illegal videos

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The Waynesboro police department, along with the Virginia State police are asking citizens to be on the look out for Wayne Arey of Waynesboro, who is wanted for questioning pertaining to a series of videos uploaded to his social media page dating as far back as 2012. In the videos, Mr. Arey is seen using what some claim is ASL or American Sign Language, but our sources at CNN have informed us that it is really an as of yet undecoded series of messages being relayed first to Al-Qaeda and then to ISIS.

When asked for comment, Waynesboro Police chief Lou Smorals had this to say "Mr. Arey is a very dangerous man, All you have to do is look at him to tell that. Just looking at his picture, I'd imagine this man either trying to trick kids into his car with candy or run into a crowd shouting "allahu akbar!" and blowing them all to shreds. Either way, we're gonna beat the hell out of him when we apprehend him"

Chief. Smorals informed us that Mr. Arey is being sought in connection with a peeping tom case in which the victim was a 60 year old woman who was urinating beside her vehicle in the parking lot of a local brewery.

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