Jesus Actually Tracks You on Facebook
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It's 8:00pm. Dinner is over and your lazy wife is begrudgingly doing the dishes while you, the master of the manor sits in his arm chair scouring Facebook for the latest gossip on all your friends, and searching for cat pictures because secretly you're not actually the lumberjack from the Old Spice commercials, you're actually just a big ol' softy that also secretly enjoys watching Disney Princess movies with his daughter. You stumble across a post that says "Like this post if you believe in Jesus." You scroll past thinking "Jesus knows how I feel, I'm not going to give this jerk who's 'like-farming' a click he doesn't deserve." Turns out in a recent discovery there is a counter that counts every time you like one of those posts!
As a cautionary note: share every chain letter! They're all real.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.