Bean Marries 6th!
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Sean Bruce Bean announced today that he has married long-time side-chick Terri Patillo. Rumour suggests that Mrs. Patillo may still be married to her first husband, Mike.
Mrs. Patillo denies the allegation and continues to claim that she's happily divorced.
Mr. Patillo, through the duct-tape gag, claims otherwise: "hhhrnlkg ;pprnbs . ggrrrr. humpf. krunf*&^&*."
Sources say Mr. Patillo may have been coerced.
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