Scientists Urge Prospective Parents to Exercise Caution when Naming their Child

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As a result of the current popular trend of naming children with unusual names, scientists having been doing a considerable amount of research into name origins. Through extensive surveys, etymology, census data, and even astrology, they have concluded that there are, in fact, certain male names that seem to indicate higher than average incidents of rare and unusual conditions. While it may appear to be random coincidence that individuals who have been given certain names at birth could also develop unusual conditions, there is concrete evidence to support the claim that the birth names Brian, Steve, and Jeff carry ahigher than average incidents of psychological and physical anomalies. One such condition is named after the scientist who discovered it: "it was named after evolutionary biologist Uner Tan, who claimed this disorder to be one of evolutionary origins. Those afflicted with this disease tend to crawl on all fours like an animal, speak in grunts, and suffer from severe mental retardation. "(Listverse) While people without the aforementioned names have a 1 in 230 586 232 909 768 345 888 chance of developing the condition, people named Steve, Jeff or Brian stand a one in 3 chance- significantly higher odds. As a result, scientists are urging parents to use caution when choosing their baby's name. If you suspect someone of having Uner Tan syndrome AND they are named Jeff, Steve, or Brian, seek medical attention immediately.

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