Orlando nurse abducted by aliens

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Orlando nurse abducted by aliens

Orlando nurse Darisa K. (we are protecting her name for privacy reasons) is making the news morning cycles after her claims she was abducted by aliens. Currently recovering at home, she talked to Orlando station WCOO12 about her experience.

During the early morning hours of April 29, 2018 after her night shift at a local hospital, her car stopped working. She exited her vehicle and immediately floated "towards a bright object in the sky". After realization she is entering a spaceship, she took out her cell phone and tried to record the experience. Once on the spacecraft, she was welcomed by a variety of creatures with the ability to change appearance. "Many of them looked like regular people", says Darisa, " but were able to change appearance from man to woman, change the color of skin or height." At one point she saw her own clone, Elvis Presley, and many clones of Rick Scott, the Florida Governor.

Darisa claims that after a DNA test that showed her Eastern European origin, she was suddently taken back to Earth. The Rick Scott alien thank her for the visit and said that "they have enough Eastern European specimens". He; however, violentlly confiscated her cell phone.

Darisa is recovering at home in the care of her husband and her two kids.

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