Small Child Lost Cross Country Skiing
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A local boy named Kai Wessman was lost last week. The small child aimlessly wandered away from his mommy. He was found after vigorous searching, done by his parents. The child wandered in a Plymouth, Minnesota park.
People say this event has scarred Kai for life. One source told us: "We found him crying in the woods." Another said: "That kid needs a leash." And our third source said: "Who Wesson? The oil? I dunno the kid. He just occasionally comes over to steal my dog for 8 hours. We always get Sir Tinklesworth back. Wait, that kid was lost? Really? When?"
Kai currently is sitting at home playing Fortnite, loving the zero interactions he gets with humans.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.