" I'm going on a right good piss up tomorrow night " .. Declares Local kilkenny Sinn Fein Party Activist .

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Local Kilkenny Sinn Fein party activist Marylou - Armalite - McMoody ( pictured above ) is going on what she described as a "Good old fashioned piss up tomorrow night "
Speaking to our Breaking News Kilkenny reporter yesterday, Ms McMoody stated that she intends to celebrate Marylou McDonald becoming leader of her party . The Kilkenny party activist intends to start off the night with five or six quick shots of vodka " to get the engine warmed up " she stated , before going on to pints of lager.
When asked if she would drink much on an average night out , Ms McMoody told our reporter that she would usually have around nine or ten pints of lager and maybe a dozen shots of vodka on a normal night out on the town .
Marylou - Armalite - McMoody only decided to join Sinn Fein after reading an article in the Sun newspaper a few months back, The article declared that Marylou McDonald would be the next leader of Sinn Fein.
Ms McMoody stated that after reading that article , it was only logical that she would join that political party.
Ms McMoody told our reporter " Sure what are the chances of someone with the same First-Name as myself becoming leader of any political party ? .. Like that's uncanny .. eh ... eh .. don't you agree .."
Although Ms McMoody is only a party member for eleven weeks now. Other party members in Kilkenny have made numerous complaints to party HQ in Dublin about her behaviour, They claim that Ms McMoody has consistently brought a baseball bat to local cumann meetings even though she was advised not to be doing this.
Also, Other Kilkenny party members have accused Ms McMoody of Bullying and Intimidation at cumann meetings.
When asked about her behaviour towards her party comrades, Ms McMoody denied the allegations and stated that the baseball bat was for her own personal protection going to and from Kilkenny cumann meetings, She did not bring the baseball bat to cumann meetings to intimidate or bully her party comrades.
I have to walk through some dodgy areas going to and from cumann meetings, and the baseball bat is for to protect myself from any possible attack while attending cumann meetings .
She continued " I explained my circumstances to party HQ in Dublin and they were very understanding of my situation .."
The interview with Ms McMoody ( in a Kilkenny licensed premises ) was abruptly cut short, when a number of uniformed Gardaí entered the premises . The Kilkenny party activist bolted out a rear entrance of the premises with two Gardaí in hot pursuit.
Our reporter has been unable to contact Ms McMoody since.
Its believed Kilkenny Gardaí would like to interview Ms McMoody about a spate of unprovoked attacks on innocent Kilkenny City people in recent weeks , These attacks were carried out by a drunken woman wielding a baseball bat and shouting "Brits Out" and other such slogans .
At time of going to press, The whereabouts of Marylou- Armalite - McMoody is unknown ?

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