One Citizen Picks Unlikely Choice for Valentine's Affection
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A Morgantown local has chosen Mary Harden to be the object of his affection for this February and every other, quotes an anonymous source. "I think she's really great and I think we could have a nice romantic dinner followed by an almost criminal amount of chocolate," reports Jazz Clark, noted Historian and Cookie Expert. Experts in the field expect a full acceptance of the Valentine, but as of this printing sources have not revealed her answer.
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