Local Man Indicted on 14 Counts

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Local Man Indicted on 14 Counts

Memphis, TN 12/13/17 by Teddy Travis

Local Lyft driver and part time bongoist Jack "Delano" Eastep was arrested last month on multiple charges stemming from his years as an internet shitlord. The charges include advanced cuckery, unauthorized use of a bowtie, beastiality, and chucklefuckery. Witnesses say that the local man needs to be locked up, as he is a worthless piece of shit.

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