Local man caught licking goat ankles
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Vienna, Ga
Local man was recently caught in a field licking goat ankles. The goats owner had to literally use a crowbar to unlatch Christopher Wellons, 34 of Vienna Ga to get him to let go ogothe goat. The goat seemed to enjoy Mr.Wellons and headbutted his owner. This has been going on for some time now and Mr. Wellons, has been admitted to the psychiatric ward in Macon since the incident. Wednesday night Mr Wellons was observed climbing out the window with his night gown on pulled up around his waist with no underwear on. Local authorities threw a dart at his bare butt and he jumped back in the window and locked it. Please keep your animals locked up for the holidays. He wants to spread his joy to them.
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