Greenisland Man wins award from ‘Simply Pizza’

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Scott Stalford from the greenisland area was nominated for ‘ the most pizzas in one week’ award back in August 2017.

Speaking to the directors of ‘simply pizza’

Since then Mr Stalford has ordered a astonishing 265 pizzas from ourselves.

We have had to employ two extra staff to keep up with the workload from the greenisland born mans orders.

We also spoke to the delivery guy outside mr Stalfords home last Friday

Reporter: would you come here weekly?

Delivery guy: at first it was only on Tuesdays as it’s the two for the prices of one but I assume Scott had ate both of them as he was the only one in.

Reporter: would Scott every tip you ?

Delivery guy: no never , he usually has a look around thit street to see who’s watching , it’s basically like a secret mission to get his pizza inside his house.

Reporter: how much would you charge to greenisland ?

Delivery guy: £2:00 , but since Scott has came on board with us I have been able to get a new Mercedes and have 3 holidays a year to America.

Reporter: that’s astonishing all because of mr stalfords orders?

Delivery guy: yes all his orders

As we can see mr Stalford does enjoy simply pizza in Carrickfergus.

Next week we will be interviewing the Chinese and Indian take away in the Carrickfergus area we’re mr Stalford uses.

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