Local ballet instructor arrested after throwing poop during recital

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(Lansing) - A well know local ballet instructor had an unexpected breakdown during a performance of his popular Christmas ballet show "An Evening with Twinkletoes."

Jeff Kolman, owner and instructor of the "Twinkletoes School of Ballet and Flooty Dance" stopped his show last night after an unhappy customer repeatedly walked out to leave. When confronted the customer said the show was "too flooty." This angered Kolman, who allegedly responded by screaming "well mybe you would like some gum! Poop gum!"

Kolman the. Allegedly pulled down his tutu and pooped on the stage before grabbing a hand full of doodoo to throw at the unhappy critic while yelling "surprise!" Unfortunately as Kolman throws like a girl the poop ended up hitting Lansing City Commissioner Jack Larzoko.

"This was a discrace!" Larzoko said after being hit with flying doodoo. "I'll see to it that he never teaches another dance class again!"

Kolman was nonetheless defiant after his arrest.

"I have powerful friends!" Kolman told reporters. "Like Brian Boytano and my good friend Wahab!

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