Beyblade kills kids as we know it.

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Beyblader creator, Takao Aoki feels guilty over turning innocent kids into Spawn of Satan thanks to Beyblade toys.

Beyblade Toys are the hit of the 2000’s but in retroprospective, they’re not recommened for kids with autism, ADHD, and any other mental disorders. If you give kids with mental disorders Beyblades, kids with mental disorders will be obsessed with Beyblades as they love it. To turn kids obsessed with Beyblades back to normal kids is to show them Blue’s Clues then Beyblade Anime. The kids will think of Beyblade and Blue’s Clues Crossover, they’ll find it so unfitting that they’ll hate on Beyblade forever.

A guy who’s a former Beyblader believed that the Beyblade franchised caused the rush of 2006 Video Game, Sonic The Hedgehog, Season 4-9 of SpongeBob SquarePants, Obama’s Presidency, and many terrible events in the 2000’s.

The LEGO Group roasts Takara Tomy and Hasbro for making Beyblades but The LEGO Group congrats Takara Tomy and Hasbro for making Transformers. The LEGO Group recommends parents to let kids play with LEGOs instead of Beyblades. The only LEGO franchise The LEGO Group will not let kids play with is Hero Factory. Hero Factory is now recommended for LEGO parts building BIONICLE creations by fans.

The Beyblade Anime had some bad morals. Once kids watched the Anime, kids will force their parents buying Beyblade kids for example.

Takara Tomy and Hasbro recalled Beyblades by forcing people whoever had them, destroy or burn Beyblade tops.

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