LOCAL DERBY MEN HIT CHRISTMAS EARLY

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Local Derby men Patrick Annable and John oLeary just could n,t wait for the big Christmas celebration run up , deciding now,s the time to flaunt their stuff and don their Xmas sweaters and hit the town.

" We,re always up for a good time at Christmas " !!!! Patrick told reporter , Justin Gaylord from the Derby Post. " Bloody love it we do !! me and John are demons for Tinsel and Turkey " .

Speaking to John , he told us " Well !! I have got to agree with Patrick ! it,s bloody brilliant !! we have a right laugh and the birds love it !! "

" We normally get our jumpers from Primark as they are dirt cheap and it don,t matter if you spill beer down them as they,re only worth a few quid, so why not !! " Patrick said . .

" We get the bus into town at half seven and away we go ! like ferrets down a rat hole " can,t go wrong , pulled loads o birds wearing these we have , like winning the lottery every time you go out !!! " John told us.

Unfortunately since this photo was taken , Patrick has been locked up for dealing in dodgy stereos and John has been banged up for tax evasion.

Neither refused to comment and are pending court hearings in the New Year.

Meanwhile the jumpers have been incinerated after a public outcry .

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