Balbriggan Man to attempt World Record Slow Jog
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Balbriggan man Glen Moore has been in training for a number of years to take a crack at the world record for slow jogging. Glen is a regular sight around the town as he huffs and puffs at a snails pace while pedestrians keep a wide berth as they pass him by. A unnamed neighbour was quoted as saying 'If he goes any slower he would be going bleedin backwards'. Local people mutter as he passes saying 'There goes the speed of dark..' It's likely that Glen is well on track to beat the slowest 10K in the Guinness book of Records by a country mile. Best of luck to this plucky competitor.
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