Recent Studies Show that 90 of People Named Amy Louise Bage Cannot Even.

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A recent scientific breakthrough has linked choice of name directly to brain activity in particular
people. As this article refers, One link made is that people names Amy Louise Bage have approximately 87.34 chance of incomprehension in certain circumstances. These circumstances usually generate through the persons choice of TV Entertainment, YouTube Subscriptions and Frequent Searches on Google.

This is only one example of the breakthrough, the discover further outlines the link by describing people named Katie Hughes as some of the most likely on Earth to crave Television instead of food.

Ryota Mitari, Graduate of Tokyo's Kib?gamine Gakuen is the head of Animation in Japan has been commissioned by Kartechi Laboratories to create a visual animation of how a persons name can link them to certain actions and thought processes that outline their character.

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