Dylan slapie Gorman arrested for attempted Robbery November 3 2017

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Dylan slapie Gorman, 19,of Fulton N.Y he was charged with attempted robbery last night when he walked in to the 7/11 on broadway street in Fulton N.Y, where he and several other suspects who were not caught walked into the store the other suspects started vandalizing the store well Dylan slapie Gorman proceeded to jump over the counter and started to fight the store clerk after the store clerk took a 360 degree back fist to the face he fell to the floor. After that Dylan slapie Gorman then stole all of the black and milds and marb reds and then even tho the other suspect had already fled the seen cause what we think is they herd the sirens and left but Dylan took his slap bong out he broke up all the tobacco products he stole and started to smoke them out of the bong well he was at gun point he still proceeded to carry on with his task of getting slapped. When we asked him why he did it he said he was to broke from buying car parts for his price of shit eclipse he couldn't afford to buy them so he said he might as well go out like a baller

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