Dalry Woman Caught With Knickers In A Twist
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Kirsty McAllister, 26, of dalry, was caught short on a recent trip for breakfast in the town.
Officers were called to a report of a woman emptying her bowels in the street.
An eyewitness told us “her knickers were only there to keep her ankles warm”
Ms. McAllister was taken away by officers before being released on bail. A report has been sent to the procurator fiscal.
Ms McAllister was unavailable for comment, but an anonymous source can’t forward to tell us it is not the first time her ‘bare bottom’ has been out in public.
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