Gospel Family Feud

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A local Gospel Music promoter, Patterson Promotions’ president Ken Patterson, was allegedly found to have stolen thousands of dollars from its owner, Pauline Patterson, a local gospel singer and soul winner.
“He’s always used me for my talents, blackjack being one of them”, she states. “Many lives have been changed because I’ve been faithful to use my winnings to promote my music which compelled many souls to consider their fate. I want people to see me for who I really am.” Pauline is a world reknown gospel singer who spends most of her time on the phone (pictured above).
Patterson holds back 10 percent of her winnings for her promotion company, and joyfully uses the rest to invest in local talent, such as Paula Dean, a racist bigot who’s restaurant business has flourished in the Pigeon Forge, TN area. She also pattented the baker’s dozen donut craze.
Ken commented “She’s always giving to everyone but me. All I get are scraps. She even sold my Buick so she could play blackjack. I had had enough!” Patterson (K) spent Saturday night in the Cook County Jail, after being arrested at a local casino where his wife, Pauline, accused him of stealing her winnings and attempting to flee. Arraignment scheduled for Tuesday, October 31st, 2017.

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