Anti-Government Extremist Arrested for Brandishing an Assault Pistol in Burley, Idaho

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An Idaho man was arrested today for brandishing what weapons experts called an Assault handgun, in that the weapon held more than 10 rounds of ammunition and could be fired with only one finger. More ominously, experts also say the kind of ammunition is what made this arrest so terrifying. The suspect is alleged to be carrying heat-seeking ammunition.
The suspect has been identified as 28 year old Three Percenter, Chad Anderson.

Witnesses claim Mr. Anderson walked into a Maverick gas station on Overland and stumbled upon a strong arm robbery in progress. As the robbery suspect fled with wads of cash from the store's register, Mr. Anderson drew his assault gun and ordered the suspect to get on the ground and held the suspect at gunpoint until law enforcement arrived.

One eyewitness indicated there was absolutely no reason for Mr. Anderson to brandish a firearm as the suspect was unarmed and had cash in both hands. The eyewitness further indicated the store was filled with bystanders and the gun could have went off and thus causing unnecessary harm to others near by

The Robbery suspect was booked into Cassia County Jail whereas Mr. Anderson is being held without charge, but his firearms are being held for forensic analysis.

Police say he was driving a 2004 school bus with over 200 firearms inside, and more than 4 million rounds of ammo. Including, hand grenades and rocket launchers. They also seized a 50 gal barrel of Pendelton whiskey, and over $400,000,000 in cash.


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