Big Foot spotted in the Great Dismal Swamp

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Over the past few days, there have been multiple reports of Big Foot sightings by tourists and locals alike in the Great Dismal Swamp and surrounding areas. A local source who wished to remain anonymous says: "I knew there was something going on when I saw large hand prints on the outside of my glass door two nights in a row. I didn't know what to think, but then I spotted a big hairy apelike thing running by my window at around sunset. I thought something escaped from the zoo, or maybe my cousin Ed was back in town, but I called and all the animals were still there." Another local named Ivan Prankington says he has footage of the creature and multiple photographs. "I've seen this thar thang before," He says in between spitting streams of tobacco into an empty diet coke bottle. "Back in the seventies there was a swamp ape hiding out in them there woods for a couple years, I reckon. I ain't seen it again until now." Why has the creature made a sudden reappearance? Ivan has a theory. "He must be following the smell of that there new Hardees that opened yonder down the road a piece. It sure do smell good, don't it? He wants one of them thickburgers, I'll tell you what." I waited to see what he would tell me, but he never did. Is the creature really Big Foot? This reporter certainly thinks so, as the evidence suggests. Will the mystery of Big Foot finally be solved? That remains to be seen.

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