Jiffy is Finally Being Taken Off the Market

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As many of you may or may not know the health department has been in deep deliberation about the status of Jiffy cornbread. After weeks of input and evidence that Jiffy is not suitable and harmful to mankind as we know it, they are taking it off of the market.

Laughter and cheer erupted all over the country in rejoicing the demise of such a detrimental contribution to the world. After making this hard decision we spoke with, Ms. Amari Drane, the honorable CEO of the Cornbread Ain’t Mean To Be Sweet Inc. and she had a choice of words to say. “Well, first and foremost I would like to thank my supporters and my family because with out their support I would’ve never been strong enough to get the crap off the market. I would like to apologize to everyone whose taste buds had to suffer and to those whose taste buds are gone because of this so called corn bread. Be blessed everyone and remember corn bread ain’t meant to be sweet!”

Well there you have it! We’ve just got news that Amari will be eating with Barack Obama because this is something America needed. And I heard they will be serving real cornbread!

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