Austin Matthews traded to the Canadian

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Austin Matthews traded to the Canadian

The toronto maple leafs have traded forward Austin Matthews to the Montreal Canadiens for forward Tory Mitchell. Fallowing this an unexpected move Leaf general manager Lou Lamoriello stated that Tory Mitchell is exactly what the team needs going forward. Mathews said in an interview that he's happy about the move, Mathews also said "Montreal is were men play hockey" he also stated that to leafs locker room is full of p@$ies they even have a hymen.

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