Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, and Amazon Prime selling White and Chocolate Breast Milk
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Taking full advantage of the organic trend, the tops organic food stores will now sell over the counter and by shipment, breast milk. "We have recruited a stable group of women from all backgrounds and ethnicities as suppliers." says Harvey Ognold, senior vice president of diverse marketing. He goes on to say the milk will be categorized by ethnicities to give consumers a sampling as to what they prefer for future sales. This is in response to their surveys and focus groups. The first shipment could be available as early as November 15th.
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