Magnolia Police need your help identifying this man.
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The Magnolia Police Department needs your help in identifying this weird looking man. He is accused of going into Gander Mountain in North Canton, and screaming, "Touch my beaver." while lifting his skirt. He is also wanted for a string of butt plugs while yelling "Stop looking at me, Swan." If you can locate and identify this man. Magnolia PD has issued a $0.69 cent reward. Please contact Officer Harry Cooter of the Magnolia Police Department for the identity or location of this odd looking man. he is known for wearing Cleveland Browns shitty jerseys. He may be linked to the recent break-ins at FirstEnergy Stadium and stealing Browns players jockstraps. He is considered armed and diseased.
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