Yorktown Teen Caught Distributing 80 Percent Of the Yorktown Drugs
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Teenager Jack Hamilton has been charged with 5 different charges of Distribution. Weed, Xanax, LSD, Percocet, and DMT. He has quite the record, expelled in 7th grade for the year for selling drugs in school. Returned to school his freshman year to get expelled again for fight. Currently waiting for trial for a pending assault charge.
Police have traced 80 of their drug busts back to him. He is thought to have an accomplice that synthesizes the LSD and DMT for him. No further updates on that.
To think I was getting my L from a teenager.
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