One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night

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One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee, A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Upon a time, upon a stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away.

Ladies and gents, hobos and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants, I stand before you to sit in the back,
and tell you something with knowledge I lack.

Thursday which is Good Friday there’s a Mother’s Day meeting, for fathers only who
can stand in the seating. Wear your best clothes if you haven’t any, Please come if you can’t and leave a penny.

Admission is free so pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
The man in the gallery is sure to spit.
The show is over but before you go,
Let me tell you a story I don’t really know.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.