Home Depot opens another location

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Home improvement giant Home Depot is set to open another location. They have chosen the corner of Second and Dickinson (1444 s. Second St) as their new store. Such a tiny location usually goes against the store's current business model. "Well this location may seem odd" said COO Wes R. Clownns but "hey it comes already stocked with all and every tool u need!" "U have the Blowers over there and Hammers right there."pointed out Mr Clownns.
The location also came fully stocked with "warped" and "twisted" pieces of wood. Mr Clownns said these have been here for years and years and haven't done anything, not one thing! Quite amazing when u think about it Mr. Clownn explained. But please don't worry the new shipment will take care of it Thank God!
Well with new management this year and for a (few years already) getting away from previous ideals (never allowing young female plants to be part of store along with the constant short supply of any type of help) this place is set to pick up remarked Mr Clownns. We had to definitely change with the times regardless of what some management thought. Those folks are still with us ,thankfully, even if their threats to quit and leave never materialized.

So stop up and grab your favorite tool today!

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