Staten Island woman confesses to being an Alien

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A woman named Joanne Concepcion shocked her friends and family when she confessed to being an alien. No one believed her at first but when she showed them her long communication chord, where her butt would have been (no wonder it's so flat) it looked like a tail from an Avatar. Although she is not from Pandora, she does resemble the Alien species in the movie especially with that communication tail and three deformed fingers. She told everyone, an evil villian named Donald Trump bit off her other two fingers while they were fighting. In the middle of the fight things got so out of control a big black hole formed which demolished their home planet. She has since stayed hidden and kept this secret. After a long time she decided to come clean and now wants to peacefully live among us here on earth. However people are afraid she is too different to live on earth and needs to go to area 51. There, scientist can run tests on her and study her to see if she is fit to live among us here on earth.

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