Former Queensferry bike seat sniffer turns life around

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A convicted bike seat sniffer from Queensferry has turned her life around afer accepting a plea bargain with North Wales Police. Holly Edwards, who amassed a string of bike seat sniffing offences over a 9 year period, managed to strike a deal with North Wales Police and avoid a lengthy jail sentence after it emerged she was able to identify from smell alone the owners of all 97 bike seats found under her bed during a major crackdown by North Wales Police. The victims of the missing bike seats, who were all elderly gentlemen, have spoken up to praise the swift actions of North Wales Police after nursing homes in the area reported a mass theft of bike seats from their premises. CCTV footage obtained appears to show someone fitting the description of Miss Edwards taking prolonged sniffs on each and every bike seat she could find before returning later with a tool kit and haversack to remove her favourite one. A detailed catalogue depicting the owner of each bike seat found in the possession of Miss Edwards was found under her bed along with a 1 to 10 smell rating. It is unclear as to which end of the scale relates to the worst or best smelling seat. In light of Miss Edwards' extraordinary ability to recognise people, particularly elderly gentlemen, from their smell she has been offered a prized job working for North Wales Police Missing Person's unit where she'll head a team to literally sniff out criminals and missing people.

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