Dallas Cowboys to Hold Open Tryouts
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In breaking news, the Dallas Cowboys have announced that they will be hosting open tryouts tomorrow for all positions to compete for the remainder of this season.
In what critics are calling "astounding", owner Jerry Jones called his own bluff, therefore he will be relinquishing his own position as well.
When confronted with this information, Longview, Texas native and current Austin resident Tank Raibourn replied, "touché", leading many skeptics to question his loyalty to his beloved Cowboys.
We will have updates as this story continues to develop.
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