Trees Struggle In First Season; Immediately under new ownership
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The hype of the newest team, Trees, started under owner Doug Bulow. Due recent struggles of the team, Bulow has decided to sell the team to another Doug. Dimmadome that is. You know, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
"Mr. Dimmadome contacted me and offered a 6 pack of Busch and some vape juice. I definitely couldn't turn that down because honestly that's about all we are worth." Bulow said in a recent interview.
"Trees wasn't even my idea to begin, our former first basemen thought of it and I thought why not."
Bulow is a scum for selling the team at a low price with some talent looking to rejoin the team such as Sean Grant and Damon Czarnecki, no guarantees though.
Next summer we will see what Dimmadome can do for the...... whatever the trees are called next season
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