Halloween is cancelled under new law by Trump.

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Halloween is cancelled under new law by Trump.

President Trump is hereby banning the popular holiday, Halloween, because of the chaos that it has caused in the past years concerning the clowns. Trump is reinstating a curfew for everyone to be in by 11:30 pm and if there are people out they will be subject to prosecution.

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