Local Mom Called Parapro, Kills 32 in Blood Bath
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A local secretary was mistakenly called a parapro last Tuesday while at work. The assailant, who we shall call "Melanie," screamed "NO, No, No!!" As she ran through the halls decapitating bystanders and disembowling three.
Whe asked to comment, her husband said "Ruh" and then went to bed.
Only when police assured her she was in fact the secretary did she stop.
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