Donald Trump hates Bagels and you should be disgusted.
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Former President Donald P Trump hates bagels.
"Can't stand the damn things, they remind me of our fading country and how there is a hole where Kansas used to be. Personally I blame Isis or North Korea." Trump said, wearing his favorite spotted pajamas at a press conference early Saturday morning.
While most scientist say that the hole was actually formed by Trump's MASSIVE EGO and climate change, a panel of Donald Trump disagrees.
There is no real indication of how this news will converge with the oncoming Apocalypse brought on by Immigration and Biblical purposes, and totally not overpopulation, an incompetent leader butting heads against a short fused dictator that has nothing to lose or Climate change. Make America something whatever.
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