Bigfoot spotted in Michigan

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Huron-Manistee National Forest.
A group of Texas hunters had a surprise visitor crash their party last night. The men were sitting outside consuming their beverages and being entertained by the group's elder when they heard what they described as a "loud thunder". Their leader proceeded to shine a light towards the area where the horrific noise came from and what they saw would change their lives forever. The leader's brother described the creature as a "giant, hairless, ape like, with the whitest skin in the world". His ginger friend also told us that the monster apparently was in the middle of relieving himself. The Mexican of the group, a self professed expert, explained that an Albino Sasquatch is extremely sensitive to light. When the light hit the skin of the beast, it became aggressive making howling sounds and charged at the group. The group was able to retreat to the security of their fortified bunker, while watching with absolute horror how the creature threw objects, destroyed their camp, devoured their food and consumed all their adult beverages. After several hours the albino Sasquatch finally retreated to the woods where he peacefully disappeared. The elder of the group went to the area where the creature was first observed and found the massive droppings. Local authorities took samples and described the stools as "definitely not human or from any common four legged American beast". The group's leader finally said "there's some things in life that can't be unseen"

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