Last chance to buy protective glasses for the rapture!

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Last chance to buy protective glasses for the rapture!

If you haven't heard the world ends tomorrow. Given human behavior in the past 2000 years it's safe to say God is gonna be pretty pissed. Therefore we anticipate a lot of powerful explosions, fire, and blinding lights that NASA says could cause permanent eye damage. Make sure to pick up a pair of our protective sunglasses to protect your eyes from God's wrath. If you order within the next two hours we can guarantee next day delivery by noon tomorrow! Don't be left behind!

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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