Carrie Jones falls into toxic waste runoff while eating chicken and becomes a vigilante super hero.

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A clarion pa woman has accidentally transformed into chicken and human hybrid creature after falling down a hill and landing in a toxic waste drainage area. Carrie jones of clarion pa was out pushing her kittens in a stroller when she tripped over her tit and rolled down a hill and landed in the toxic sludge. She was heard screaming and clucking by a bystander who described the sound as nightmare fuel.

The unidentified toxic mixture reconstructed her dna and merged it with that of the 50 piece bucket of kfc chicken she was eating. She was later spotted flying over main street where she quickly descended upon a man who was trying to steel an old womans purse. She grabbed him with her claws and flew him high above the court house and dropped him onto the pavement hundreds of feet below as she exclaimed if you fuck with the chicken you sleep with the fishes !

She has since stopped numerous crimes in progress including attempting saving a knox woman from being gang raped by a group of African American men . Upon further inspection she realized the woman was actually her sister rebecca jones who had arranged a sexual gathering with the men who had convinced her that she was a goddess promised to tske her back to Nigeria where she would be given a sack of magic beans and united with her soon to be african prince morty. Ms jones ate the magic beans a and instantly transitioned into a huge muscled man with super human strength .

the newly minted super beast was last seen battling the incredible hulk and iron man who both suffered grave injury's The hulk was quoted as saying "he bitch try to kill hulk, hulk need vacation" Carrio jones has been giver the key to the city and vowed to keep the streets of clarion safe. In a facebook statement she issued the following warning to wrongdoers. Be ware there's a a new hero in town and if you mess mess with anyone in my town you will suffer the wrath of the big mother clucker!

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