BREAKING: CHINESE CHAIRMAN JI XINPING ASSASSINATED

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At approximately 11:30pm on the 20th of September, Chairman Xi Jinping of the People's Republic of China was assassinated at his residence in Beijing whilst he slept. He suffered a total of 67 stab wounds to his face, limbs and torso, to the point at which forensics scientists at the scene took over ten minutes to confirm the identity of the communist leader. The assassination is believed to have been carried out by the Taiwanese Kuomintang or Tibetan advocates for independence.

The National People's Congress has planned for provincial representatives all across the Chinese Nation to reinforce their security and further limit the freedom of the population in order to preserve the integrity of the regime.

The body of the Chairman was discovered by his Premier, Li Keqiang, after Chairman Jinping failed to return his calls.

The National People's Congress has imposed threats of invasion to the island of Taiwan, despite UN pressure to back down.

Many believe a conflict that could potentially reach a nuclear scale is a possibility if the communist state of China acts on their aggression and their threats to annex Taiwan, and much of the worldwide population fears the possibility of war between the Global superpowers of NATO and China.

More details and updates to be revealed as they become available.

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