Fish broker nabbed
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Joel Phillips (54) of Woodbury NJ was found guilty yesterday in a NJ courtroom of sex with aquerium life. Mr. Phillips stated "I just can help it". Mr. Phillips ploy came to light last summer when several fish came up pregnant and no other male fish were in the tank. Mr. Phillips use the cover as fish broker to cover up his crimes. The LGBT community is up in arms as to why this gay man resorted to fish. Robert Thomas of Cherry Hill had this statement, "I knew he was a bitch". Mr. Phillips will be sentenced in December.
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