Racism Is Almost Extinct With Trump In Office

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September 17, 2017

It was a bad day for racists throughout the world as news from The Department of Racial Affairs released the 2017 statistics on racism in America. According to the department head, John Morgan, "Racism is nearly extinct and it's largely due to Obama leaving office". According to Morgan, "Racism took a sharp increase from 2008 - 2016 during the time Obama was in office". During the announcement, Morgan dazzled the office with pie charts and graphs.

Members of hate groups like the KKK and Nazi party disagree, "We have always been around, but we didn't feel as confident to show our faces in public with a black man as president" said Clabe Newcoming, a prominent member of the KKK located near Cummings, GA. "Obama was upsetting because it was hard to see a black man take what should be ours. We are not racist, but we don't want any non-white to get something we'd rather have". Newcoming went on to say "Liberals want us to accept their ideas, but they don't accept ours. Just because we want to rid America of black people, we shouldn't be labeled as racist. We want to help America". As Newcoming spoke, his wife wiped a tear from his eye.

Members of many minority communities feel that the Trump appointed Department of Racial Affairs is incorrect claiming there are discrepancies in Morgan's numbers. Juan Garcia, head of Racism Is Real, said "there is no measurement for these numbers. When John Morgan released these numbers, he didn't indicate how he arrived at his conclusion. He stood on the stage and just said 'Racism is over now that Trump is in office'". John Morgan disagrees. "When the decline of racism happens, you don't have to say how it happened, you only need to know that it happened. isn't that something to celebrate? I'm tired of these uppity Latino's telling us how to do graphs and numbers".

However, several members of the Facebook community disagree. A video surfaced on September 13 making claims that racism was nearly extinct and it supports John Morgan's claims. Richard Bedford, a laptop warrior, saw the video and disagreed with commenter, Matt Orr's assessment all together "Man...you gotta unfriend this nut-job...you guys have nothing in common and all he does is insult you...on YOUR page...ditch the bitch my friend..." When asked, Orr's response was "I have no idea why these men get so worked up. They run around like Aunt Pittypat and worried about god knows what all of the time."

Bedford's comment came from Larry Denye's page who seems to post unsubstantiated news 24/7 like it's his job. When asked for proof of what he shares, Larry's response was "How do you make a Conservative mad? Tell them a lie. How do you make a liberal mad? Tell them the truth. Old Chinese proverb."

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