Trump Orders Nuclear Strike on North Korea
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The President of the United States announced today in an official statement before Congress that he has authorized a preemptive nuclear strike on North Korea in response to recent escalations in weapons testing from Pyongyang. In response, North Korea released several ICBMs thought to carry militarized nuclear warheads aimed at the United States. When questioned as to what he wanted to achieve going forward with nuclear war, President Trump replied, "About tree-fiddy", at which point Congress was revealed to be nothing but rocks and foliage, the White House was in fact Loch Ness, and Donald Trump was none other than the Loch Ness monster.
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