Dan Righi named official cause for Reese's removal.
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In a conference earlier this morning, local candy lover Dan Righi was named as the sole reason for Hershey's to discontinue their beloved product the "Reese Cup" in October.
"We just cannot work like this anymore. Every time we turn around, we see Dan hawking at us, drooling, or rubbing his tummy." One worker has stated.
A spokesperson for Hershey has also claimed that Dan "Will not leave us alone. He is always asking when they will be ready because he likes them fresh. He even went as far as to lay on the conveyor belt to eat the peanut butter as it is ejected from the machines. Really, does this guy even work? We have no choice but to shut down production due to health concerns."
Thanks Dan, Thanks a lot!
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