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All black women will be microchipped

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Chris is stoned with his medical marijuana

Fueding Chickens

No more Food Lion

Purity syrup riots grip center city.

Bryan Dunne not actually Batman

WaWa acquires Racetrac in 20 Billion Dollar Deal

Rice banned in Long Island, NY?

Man saves baby from fire

Researchers discover Hillary Clenton is an illegal immigrant

Ford to Cease Production of the Mustang

Jiggs dinner to be discontinued from Sunday's

Georgia game not to be aired on television

Canada's Wonderland to Close Following 2017 Season

Dudley Beene To Be Pulled From Supermarket Shelves

Donald, Trumps Democracy

North Korean leaked Military Plans show Washington DC bombing on September 17th

Arctic Cat and Polaris close doors before 2018 season.

BREAKING NEWS!! BLAKE SPATH IS NO LONGER A TEENAGER!!

Yellow lights turning blue

ALL ALLOTMENTS GETTING REMOVED AND DESTROYED NEXT WEEK

Walmart to close 250 stores

A ban on raw seafood including Salmon Sashimi and Sea Urchin in the USA will take effect

Breaking news* man caught masterbating.

Guys who ride Honda fury motorcycles are usually gay.

Chris Bell gets his balls scared off!

Small dog species developing tilted neck bone structure.

This Bussin Ass Bitch ...

Mike Garcia Got Huge due to overeating

Packers dump Rogers over Anthem issue.

Breaking news - newfoundlands new emperor is a liar.

Windows 10, the world's most commercially successful virus!

All Double Kwiks will be closing October 1st

Floridia man becomes millionaire with new "No Cry Onion Chopping Method".

SHITTING IN THE FLOOR?!